Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein HumorPopularStupidity
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde Humor
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde HumorPopular
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. - Mark Twain Humor
