Name three consecutive days without naming any of the seven days of the week. Answer Yesterday, today and tomorrow Funny
Two people were playing chess. They both won. How is this possible? Answer They were playing two different games, against other opponents Funny
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs? Answer There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house! Funny
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant. They ordered and ate their food. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid. Who did? Answer Wednesday did! Funny
