You can hold me in your left hand, but not in your right. What am I? Answer Right elbow (or right hand)! Funny
You’re in a race, and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now? Answer Second place Funny
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible? Answer The river was frozen Funny