You can hold me in your left hand, but not in your right. What am I? Answer Right elbow (or right hand)! Funny
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant. They ordered and ate their food. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid. Who did? Answer Wednesday did! Funny
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. On a table are a candle, an oil lamp, and a log of firewood. What do you light first? Answer The match! Funny
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible? Answer The river was frozen Funny
You’re in a race, and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now? Answer Second place Funny
I go around all the places, cities, towns and villages, but never come inside. What am I? Answer Street Funny
