You’re in a race, and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now? Answer Second place Funny
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible? Answer The river was frozen Funny
Five men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why? Answer Two was bald Funny
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs? Answer There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house! Funny
