You’re in a race, and you pass the person in second place. What place are you in now? Answer Second place Funny
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs? Answer There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house! Funny
Mississippi has four S’s and four I’s. Can you spell that without using S or I? Answer T-H-A-T! Funny