Name three consecutive days without naming any of the seven days of the week. Answer Yesterday, today and tomorrow Funny
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go? Answer Electric trains don’t produce any smoke! EasyFunny
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs? Answer There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house! Funny
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible? Answer The river was frozen Funny
