Funny Riddles with Answers « Page 5 of 5 « Thought Might

There are two monkeys on a tree, and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer

Monkey see monkey do

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

Answer

18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet"

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

Answer

Because the batteries died

What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?

Answer

Envelope

A group of bunnies were having a birthday party. What kind of music were they listening to?

Answer

Hip-hop music

What jumps higher than a five-story building?

Answer

Anything that can jump—buildings don’t jump!

There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?

Answer

Turkey

Five men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?

Answer

Two was bald

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

Answer

C

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer

An egg