What jumps higher than a five-story building? Answer Anything that can jump—buildings don’t jump! Funny
There are two monkeys on a tree, and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too? Answer Monkey see monkey do Funny
How can the number four be half of five? Answer IV, the Roman numeral for four, is half (the middle two letters) of the word “five.” FunnyHard
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible? Answer The river was frozen Funny
You are in a dark room with a box of matches. On a table are a candle, an oil lamp, and a log of firewood. What do you light first? Answer The match! Funny
