Five men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why? Answer Two was bald Funny
There’s a one-story house where everything is yellow. The walls are yellow. The doors are yellow. All the furniture is yellow. The house has yellow beds and yellow couches. What color are the stairs? Answer There are no stairs—it’s a one-story house! Funny
Two people were playing chess. They both won. How is this possible? Answer They were playing two different games, against other opponents Funny
