Two people were playing chess. They both won. How is this possible? Answer They were playing two different games, against other opponents Funny
What jumps higher than a five-story building? Answer Anything that can jump—buildings don’t jump! Funny
I called my dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crossed the river without getting wet and without using a bridge, a boat, or a raft. How is that possible? Answer The river was frozen Funny